I hate plumbers

WHY do they get paid without fixing the problem??Initial problem
NOT FIXED YET!
Ten things you do NOT want to hear your plumber say---
1. I need a ladder
2. I need a bucket
3. I need towels
4. This may be the iceberg that sunk the Titanic
5. I can't fix this because "I hurt my paw."
6. The little doggie can help me (in fact plumbers in general do not need to acknowledge pets)
7. I don't have a saw for this.
9. I'm gonna need some newspaper
10. That'll be $145 and we can finish fixing it till Saturday.