10 things you should not do

if you are a professional "handy man".

1. Talk about your ex wife and/or girlfriend.
2. Schedule an appointment and not show up...or call
3. portray yourself as having a "crew"
4. make political chit chat
5. make ANY chit chat--just hang the f@$%ing screendoor.
6. belittle other clients
7. explain that you got fired from HomeDepot because you were "too fast" (??!?)
8. rag on successful businesses like Anderson windows and Sears
9. make racist jokes (at least not in my house)
10. use the clients tools


sigh....