Anybody got a rat?

Better yet, does anybody want a Jack Russell Terrier (ist).  She is really cute! Very smart. She is as fast as greased lightening. Four years old, crate trained, all of her shots. She can open doors and  windows, refuses to stay in the yard, has a great prey drive and is stubborn like you would not believe.   sigh.

She decided to split when Siri was here, she came back via friendly neighbor after lunch and then was pretty good for several days, but this morning I made the mistake of leaving the slider unlocked (normally she won't go out in the rain. I thought the rain smelled better than the Air Conditioning and had opted for some pre coffee fresh breeze.) My bad. She has been gone for an hour now.