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Top Ten Puppy Commandments

1.     Let sleeping puppies lie.

2.     Be patient, for puppy bladders give very little warning at all.  They just squat down, and there it is, the next puddle.

3.     Do not be angry for the razor teeth know not how sharp they be.

4.     Thou shalt not covet Monty Don’s doggos.

5.     If you feed it. It will poo, 20 minutes to 2 hours later.

6.     Curiosity is a sign of intelligence, not malevolence.

7.     Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then feedest thou thy Holy Kibble of Antioch towards thy hound, who, being naughty in My sight, shall eat the other doggo’s meal.

8.     Unsupervised equals not their fault.

9.     If one gets a treat? They ALL get a treat. Same goes for chewies and sneaky bites under the table.

10.   You knew what you were getting into when you signed up. You can’t bail now.